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You’d think the route to getting a hot FBI job would be a secret. After all, the FBI is into secrets, right? The truth is that you can just watch an FBI job TV spot, view the advertised URL, “fbijobs.gov,” and start looking up FBI jobs. You want to be a spy for the FBI? Want to eavesdrop as on U.S. citizens planning a sleep-out in a backyard organic garden as an FBI agent? It’s easy: just go to fbijobs.gov and click click click your way into a hot job with the FBI. You might think it’ll involve a complicated background check, and it might, but isn’t it worth it to become a secret FBI operative? You’ll get to wear FBI shirts unironically, and you’ll get to tell hot people that you work for the FBI. When they hear you’re a sexy secret FBI operative with a hot FBI job, they’ll want to have sex with you so that they can tell their friends that they did it with someone with an FBI job. In fact, I think fbijobs.gov has a personals section where you can meet FBI men seeking FBI men, FBI men seeking FBI women, and other permutations of couples, triads and groups with FBI jobs. Are you read? Just go to fbijobs.gov.

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