gettingittogether

Everywhere I go, people are hanging upside-down. I look over at my gym and see them hanging, connected to bars by these blue ski-shoe looking contraptions that make them look like yuppie bats who sleep by day and shop at REI by night. I look at them and wonder, does the antigravity yoga help the blood get into their antigravity yoga bat brains? And does this antigravity yoga help them at their bobo-antigravity-yoga-bat jobs? Probably. These are the people who how must have the edge over the rest of us. They are the ones making the big decisions. And it all goes back to their anti gravity yoga hammocks, their crunch fitness routines, their bat-poses. Who the fuck are these antigravity yoga people, and will I ever have their power? Will I ever become an antigravity yogi bat?

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